The Many Faces of Sanjay

In today’s vast digital marketing world (or on Sanjay’s case, “spam from a hotmail account”), there are many Sanjays.

For example. there’s Sanjay Maurya, the actor known for his roles in Queen (2013), Masaan (2015), and Nachom-ia Kumpasar (2015). He’s also listed in the “top 102” as an actor in Bikers Gang 2040, Trupti: Gujarati (2017), and Mr.Avtar (2013). Then there’s Sanjay Mourya, the articulate, confident, and result-orientated project manager on LinkedIn with extensive knowledge and experience in Unicycive Therapeutics. And let’s not forget Sanjay Mourya, member of Technical Staff II at Mavenir Systems, with expertise in C, C++, 4G, LTE, CUPS, SAEGW, and PGW-C.

But none of these Sanjays are our Sanjay. Our Sanjay is “speshal” - he’s an SEO Clown.

One upon a Clown

Once upon a time in the mystical land of SEO, there was a man named Sanjay Mourya. Or was it Sanjay Maurya? Even he seemed to be unsure, as he often misspelled his own name. Sanjay was no ordinary man. He was an SEO Clown, known far and wide for his very “speshal” SEO services.

The Promise of Top Rankings

Sanjay claimed to be part of a leading SEO company based in India. His specialty? Achieving top rankings for clients’ websites on Google and other major search engines. And the best part? He promised high revenue and top page rank within a guaranteed 3-4 months. Quite a feat, considering even Google itself says there are no guarantees in SEO!

The Special (or “Speshal”) SEO Package

But wait, there’s more! Sanjay offered a special SEO package that included 30 Social Bookmarking Submissions, 1 Article Submission, and 1 Blog Submission. He also promised to write a unique 400-word article and a 300-word blog. Now, anyone with a basic understanding of SEO knows that these lengths are well under the minimum for optimum Google ranking. But who needs optimum when you have Sanjay?

The Free Google Submission

And then came the pièce de résistance: Sanjay’s free Google Submission. He replicated XML and HTML sitemap files and submits them to Google Webmaster Tools. A product that, by the way, was renamed years ago. But Sanjay, being the SEO Clown that he is, didn’t let a little thing like current information get in his way.

The SEO Circus

So, if you’re looking for an SEO service that guarantees top page ranking in 3 or 4 months, look no further than Sanjay Mourya (or is it Maurya?). Just remember, his service might be terrible, but at least it’s consistently terrible.

And the funniest part? He can’t even guarantee a top 10 ranking for his own name, whether it’s spelled Mourya or Maurya. In fact, there are no SEO clown “experts” in the top 10 at all. Now that’s what we call a real SEO circus!