Welcome to the world’s stage, a circus of clowns, where every day is a performance. From politicians to celebrities, friends to colleagues, and even the people we know, the world is teeming with jesters who can’t help but present themselves on a daily basis.

The SEO Expert Clowns

Let’s start with the SEO expert clowns. These are the ones who harvest email addresses from the top sites of Google and then spam from Africa with a fake western name. Their broken English is a spectacle in itself, with phrases like “nice site, sham nat pag 1 & how eye is gona putt yus tap a Goggle”. They don’t even bother with AI to write their covering letter. No sign of proof or experience, just a Gmail account and a lot of audacity.

The Honey Trap Clowns

Next, we have the honey trap clowns. These clowns think that by stealing a Facebook picture of a nice-looking girl and sending an email with obvious trackable header routing from a completely different location, they can fool you into thinking you’ve forgotten about this really hot chick you spoke to on some dating site, just six months ago. What dating site, you ask? Good question!

The Crypto Scam Clowns

Then there are the crypto scam clowns from Singapore. They immediately start asking for your star sign, birthdays, place of birth, mother’s maiden name, etc. They parade about in some ski resort in an 1980’s shell suit with the one same massively oversized snowboard and boots that their pimp stole from some unlucky rental shop and then couldn’t sell.

The Ski Clowns and Golf Clowns

Don’t forget the ski clowns and golf clowns. They’re the ones who think they’re the next Lindsey Vonn or Tiger Woods, but can’t even make it down the bunny slope or hit a golf ball straight.

The YouTube Bluffers

The YouTube bluffers are a special breed of clowns. They’re the ones who make videos about topics they know nothing about, hoping to get views and likes. They’re all style and no substance.

The Fake War Veteran Clowns

And then there are the fake war veteran clowns. These are the ones who claim to have served in the military, but can’t even tell you what branch they were in or where they were stationed.

The Jobsworth Police and Security Guard Clowns

Last but not least, we have the jobsworth police and security guard clowns. These are the ones who take their jobs way too seriously, enforcing rules that don’t exist and making everyone’s lives more difficult in the process.

In this circus of clowns, we point and laugh, led by our ringmaster, Colin the Clown from Bucharest Metropolitan Circus. So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the show. After all, the world is full of clowns, and they’re here to entertain us.